The Legend of Zelda: The Milk of Youth
In this video, based on the popular video game franchise "The Legend of Zelda", we discover the previously unpublished secrets of the famous princess who's the protagonist of the saga. We find out how Zelda's managed to maintain her youthful glow for so many years. Her secret? Drinking a mysterious shake, the "milk of youth", every morning. It's a nutrient- and protein-rich fluid extracted from a strange and colourful variety of dick.